Ever wished kids came with a mute button? C.M. James's My Kid's First Curse Words hilariously captures the cringe-worthy reality of raising a child whose vocabulary expands beyond "please" and "thank you." This playful, tongue-in-cheek guide chronicles those moments when innocent "Darn it!"s evolve into full-blown, eye-widening expletives. Through rhyming verses and witty observations, the book celebrates the unfiltered, often hilarious, side of family life. Perfect for parents and grandparents (and anyone who's ever witnessed a child's unexpected outburst), My Kid's First Curse Words offers a relatable and laugh-out-loud experience. Plus, enjoy a complimentary enhanced audio version for even more comedic bliss!
Review My Kid's First Curse Words
Let me tell you, folks, this book, "My Kid's First Curse Words," is pure, unadulterated gold! From the moment I started reading, I was hooked. It's not just funny; it's hilariously relatable. C.M. James absolutely nails the awkward, cringe-worthy, laugh-out-loud moments of parenting that we all secretly (or not-so-secretly) experience. You know, those moments where you're trying to maintain your composure in public while your tiny human unleashes a vocabulary you never taught them, and somehow manages to sound far more sophisticated than you do.
The writing style is fantastic – light, breezy, and packed with witty rhymes that just add to the overall comedic effect. It’s the kind of book that makes you chuckle on every page, and often bursts into full-blown laughter. I found myself nodding along, thinking, "Yes! I've totally been there!" The scenarios are so incredibly true to life, so perfectly observed, that it feels like the author has been secretly watching my family (and probably yours too!). Each little anecdote is a mini-masterpiece of comedic timing and relatable parental struggle.
And then there's the audiobook! I initially read it on my Kindle, enjoying every minute, but the enhanced audio version is a whole other level of hilarious. The narrator's delivery is perfect, perfectly capturing the tone and spirit of the book. I literally couldn't stop laughing; it's the kind of audiobook you want to listen to over and over again, just to relive those perfectly-timed comedic pauses and perfectly delivered punchlines.
Seriously, even if you don't have kids, this book is a must-read (or listen-to!). The humor transcends parenthood; it's about the absurdity of life, the unexpected, and the moments that make you want to simultaneously cringe and crack up. It's the kind of book that you'll want to share with your friends, family, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. In fact, I’m already planning on getting the softcover version so I can gift it to all my friends with young children – they need this in their lives! I mean, the girl at the end? Don't even get me started! Let's just say I laughed so hard I cried.
"My Kid's First Curse Words" is now permanently residing on my coffee table, a constant source of amusement and a reminder that even the most chaotic moments of parenting can be hilariously memorable. This book is a treasure, a testament to the power of laughter and the universal experience of raising tiny humans who think "butt" is the funniest word ever. Five out of five stars, absolutely recommend! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go listen to the audiobook again... for research purposes, of course.
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- Dimensions: 8.25 x 0.08 x 6 inches
- Language: English
- Print length: 30
- Publication date: 2024
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